Doorbell Quotes
34 quotes by 30 authors
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Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell.
— Redman
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Democracy means that if the doorbell rings in the early hours, it is likely to be the milkman.
— Winston Churchill
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There is nothing like a doorbell to precipitate the potential into the kinetic.
— Wallace Stegner
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Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top.
— John Lydon
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring…
— Jack Handey
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If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
— Richard Miller
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When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen.
— Sophie Kinsella
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As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to…
— Rupert Everett
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You wouldn't believe that I still have the bikers with the caps to the side at my door, ringing the doorbell.
— Tina Turner
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Nowadays, if a man living in a civilized country (ha!) hears cannon blasts in his sleep, he will, of course, mistake them for thunderclaps, gun…
— Andrea Camilleri
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The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.
— Douglas Adams
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If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell?
— Joan Bauer
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I’m saying a prayer. Maybe you ought to, too. It’s going to take us a miracle to get through this.†Whether he was serious or…
— Rachel Caine
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Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.
— W. Bruce Cameron
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When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it's never good news.
— Anthony Horowitz
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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
— Darynda Jones
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Kat," Hale groaned, then fell back onto the pillows. "Funny, I didn't hear a doorbell." "I let myself in; hope that's okay." Hale smiled. "Or…
— Ally Carter
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No, you don’t need to help me. But if you don’t, there’s nothing stopping me from calling you up again and again, now that I…
— Cassandra Clare
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No," said Simon. "I know we're not much compared to you, but we don't kill our friends. We try to save them. If Heaven didn't…
— Cassandra Clare
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There are moments in a woman's life when her heart flips in her chest, when the world suddenly seems uncommonly pink and perfect, when a…
— Julia Quinn
Who Wrote These Doorbell Quotes
30 authors contributed a total of 34 Doorbell Quotes, led by these top contributors: