Doorbell Quotes

34 quotes by 30 authors

Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell. — Redman
Democracy means that if the doorbell rings in the early hours, it is likely to be the milkman. — Winston Churchill
There is nothing like a doorbell to precipitate the potential into the kinetic. — Wallace Stegner
Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top. — John Lydon
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring… — Jack Handey
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Richard Miller
When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen. — Sophie Kinsella
As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to… — Rupert Everett
You wouldn't believe that I still have the bikers with the caps to the side at my door, ringing the doorbell. — Tina Turner
Nowadays, if a man living in a civilized country (ha!) hears cannon blasts in his sleep, he will, of course, mistake them for thunderclaps, gun… — Andrea Camilleri
The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone. — Douglas Adams
If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell? — Joan Bauer
Iâ€™m saying a prayer. Maybe you ought to, too. Itâ€™s going to take us a miracle to get through this.â€ Whether he was serious or… — Rachel Caine
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever. — W. Bruce Cameron
When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it's never good news. — Anthony Horowitz
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones
Kat," Hale groaned, then fell back onto the pillows. "Funny, I didn't hear a doorbell." "I let myself in; hope that's okay." Hale smiled. "Or… — Ally Carter
No, you donâ€™t need to help me. But if you donâ€™t, thereâ€™s nothing stopping me from calling you up again and again, now that I… — Cassandra Clare
No," said Simon. "I know we're not much compared to you, but we don't kill our friends. We try to save them. If Heaven didn't… — Cassandra Clare
There are moments in a woman's life when her heart flips in her chest, when the world suddenly seems uncommonly pink and perfect, when a… — Julia Quinn

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