"I called my wife up on the cell……" — Bill Engvall

I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby… - Bill Engvall

"I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.."

— Bill Engvall

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