Nope Quotes

110 quotes by 92 authors

Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying. — Rowan Atkinson
I can't ever remember sitting around and saying, 'gosh let's hurry up and get these debates going, that'll win it for me.' Nope. — George H. W. Bush
I looked out the window and saw this white light.It was zigzagging around. I went up to the pilot and said,Have you ever seen anything… — Ronald Reagan
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with… — Bill Engvall
Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was, 'Nope, they're… — Lucy Lawless
Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were… — Trey Parker
A man on a hiking trip through the Blue Ridge Mountains came to the top of a hill and saw, just below the crest, a… — James Keller
As a woman with strong opinions talking about technology and politics is not always welcome in Germany. Nope, it's more like having a great cheerleader… — Angela Merkel
Where's Barack Obama when Christmas references are being erased from civic calendars? Is he crying out in defense of religious liberty and our First Amendment?… — Chuck Norris
I would like to see every single soldier on every single side, just take off your helmet, unbuckle your kit, lay down your rifle, and… — Woody Guthrie
You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is… — Andy Samberg
You can always look back and see where you might have done something differently, changed this or that. If you can learn something, fine, but… — John Wooden
My family originally lived in Brooklyn. Our first apartment was a little place above my father and uncle's hardware store in Coney Island. Now, don't… — Gilbert Gottfried
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some… — Beth Ditto
I cannot be alone in being pretty nauseated by Red Nose Day, or at least its television manifestation. Do I think that wretchedly poor children… — Simon Hoggart
Software-industry battles are fought by highly paid and out-of-shape nerds furiously pounding computer keyboards while they guzzle diet Coke. The stakes aren't very dramatic. Life?… — Nathan Myhrvold
It's not an old book, or a treasure map. Nope. Staring up at me was a pile of rocks. — Wendy Mass
I don't lie." "You don't lie," I repeated. "That's what I said." "Ever." "Nope." Sure you don't, I thought. — Sarah Dessen
I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough." Iggy: "What… — James Patterson
I think Adrian really likes you. Like, in a wanting-to-be-serious way." "Nope. He likes me in a wanting-to-get-the-clothes-off-the-cute-dhampir way. — Richelle Mead

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