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Santa Quotes by Augusten Burroughs
- He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa.
- As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip, but I could…
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- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial… — Jean Baudrillard
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara. — Jeff Bridges
- I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill
- Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. — Samuel Butler
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight.… — Drew Carey
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
- Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most… — Chris Van Allsburg
- He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon
- No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where… — Robert M. Parker, Jr.