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Santa Quotes by Bart Simpson
- Christmas isnt about the presents, it is about coming together and celebrating the birth of Santa.
- Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
More Santa Quotes
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- The more money you spend on X-Mas gifts, doesn't mean more love. Don't use the excuse, 'you want to give people the… — YourMaj3sty
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
- A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
- One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz
- Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee