Bart Simpson Quotes

30 quotes in 249 categories

• All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.
• Aye Carumba!
• I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
• Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
• I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea…
• I cannot promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.
• God Schmod, I want my Monkey man.
• Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.
• Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.
• Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?
• Bart no like, bad medicine.
• Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.
• I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!
• The principal said potty!
• I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
• Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya.
• We're all gonna die, Lis.
• I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!
• There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
• Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

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