Bart Simpson Quotes
30 quotes
in 249 categories
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All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.
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Aye Carumba!
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I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
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I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea…
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I cannot promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.
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God Schmod, I want my Monkey man.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.
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Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.
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Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?
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Bart no like, bad medicine.
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Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.
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I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!
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The principal said potty!
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I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
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Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya.
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We're all gonna die, Lis.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!
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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
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Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
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