Bart Simpson Quotes
- You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll…
- I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
- Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!
- What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
- What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to…
- Christmas isnt about the presents, it is about coming together and celebrating the birth of Santa.
- Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.