"What if you're a really good person, but……" — Bart Simpson
"What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"
More Amputated Quotes
- Even the scholars in various lands have been acting as if their brains had been amputated. — Albert Einstein
- Amy Morton is a machine. If she misses a show it's because someone amputated her leg and she's looking for… — Anna D. Shapiro
- If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will… — Dwight L. Moody
- "I was just like a pathological liar when I was a kid. I think I just wanted to one-up somebody.… — Jennifer Lawrence
- I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection. — Dick Dale
- I would consent to have a limb amputated to recover my spirits — Samuel Johnson
- Sadly, I am not able to take part in the fieldwork myself so much anymore, as both of my legs… — Richard Leakey
- When we began filming, these people had legs, but as we were filming, they had been injured and they were… — Mohsen Makhmalbaf
- My father was a Norwegian who came from a small town near Oslo. He broke his arm at the elbow… — Roald Dahl
- So someday in the near future hopefully rather than having a foot or a leg amputated we'll just give you… — Robert Lanza
- I wouldn't want to hear Beethoven without beautiful bass, the cellos, the tuba. It's very important. Hip-hop has thunderous bass.… — Lou Reed
- Memory is never complete. There are always parts of it that time has amputated. Writing is a way of retrieving… — Nawal El Saadawi