Loo Quotes

25 quotes by 25 authors

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'. — Cher
I grew up having to piss in a bucket â€™cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that… — Ozzy Osbourne
The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and… — Julia Roberts
What do you call that nice, shiny white metal they use to make sidings and airplanes out of? Aluminum, right? Aluminum, pronounced 'uh-LOO-mih-num', right? Anybody… — Isaac Asimov
I'm not very good at relaxing. Reading's the main thing. On the bus, on the tube, on the loo. Literally all the time. I mean,… — Samuel West
When I was collecting material for a political gossip column, and someone said something interesting, I would wait for them to add, 'and I don't… — Simon Hoggart
When I have meetings scheduled so tight that I can't go to the loo, that's where I draw the line! — Christian Louboutin
Reading was my first solitary vice (and led to all others). I read while I ate, I read in the loo, I read in the… — Germaine Greer
There's nothin like a trail of ÃŸlooÃ to finÃ your way ÃŸack home — Nikki Sixx
You have ten minutes. Tops. (Carlos) I have been knocked overboard, shot at, kidnapped, handcuffed, terrified, and held prisoner. I will not be told how… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Could I just use the loo?â€ I asked the nice officer. â€œNo.â€ She closed the door in my face, As if I might rig an… — Rick Riordan
She'd ended up passing out, and sometime later, John must have gotten up to use the loo and left the light on. Probably to make… — J R Ward
It werenâ€™t too loo long before I seen something in me, had changed. A bitter seed was planted inside of me. And I just didnâ€™t… — Kathryn Stockett
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop,… — Eddie Izzard
I was foreign and Jewish, with a funny name, and was very small and hated sport, a real problem at an English prep school. So… — Alain de Botton
Its better to look back on life and say, I cant believe I did that than to loo back and say I wish I had… — Elyza El-Samman
Kind like a guy — Unknown Author
Nin geed gali jirey geed loo ma galo — Fad Ibra
Without my babys love to guide; It fuels my conflict; it inhibits my walk. Work hard, pay down the bank card and then keep it… — Brian E Arsenault
I love listening to music and I can't walk without headphones in my ears. I listen to it while eating, walking, in the loo and… — Cherry Forever

Who Wrote These Loo Quotes

25 authors contributed a total of 25 Loo Quotes as follows: