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• I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'. — Unknown Author
• I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese… — Ozzy Osbourne
• The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to… — Julia Roberts
• What do you call that nice, shiny white metal they use to make sidings and airplanes out of? Aluminum, right? Aluminum, pronounced… — Isaac Asimov
• I'm not very good at relaxing. Reading's the main thing. On the bus, on the tube, on the loo. Literally all the… — Samuel West
• When I was collecting material for a political gossip column, and someone said something interesting, I would wait for them to add,… — Simon Hoggart
• When I have meetings scheduled so tight that I can't go to the loo, that's where I draw the line! — Christian Louboutin
• Reading was my first solitary vice (and led to all others). I read while I ate, I read in the loo, I… — Germaine Greer
• There's nothin like a trail of ßlooÐ to finÐ your way ßack home — Nikki Sixx
• You have ten minutes. Tops. (Carlos) I have been knocked overboard, shot at, kidnapped, handcuffed, terrified, and held prisoner. I will not… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Could I just use the loo?” I asked the nice officer. “No.” She closed the door in my face, As if I… — Rick Riordan
• She'd ended up passing out, and sometime later, John must have gotten up to use the loo and left the light on.… — J R Ward

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