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- Flushin MC's down the loo — Dizzee Rascal
- In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear… — Kelly Osbourne
- I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'. — Cher
- I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese… — Ozzy Osbourne
- The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to… — Julia Roberts
- What do you call that nice, shiny white metal they use to make sidings and airplanes out of? Aluminum, right? Aluminum, pronounced… — Isaac Asimov
- I'm not very good at relaxing. Reading's the main thing. On the bus, on the tube, on the loo. Literally all the… — Samuel West
- When I was collecting material for a political gossip column, and someone said something interesting, I would wait for them to add,… — Simon Hoggart