"In public toilets you don't have to touch……" — Kelly Osbourne
"In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person next door break wind. It spoils the fun."
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48 Quotes by Kelly Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne has 48 quotes on this site.
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I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never…
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To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach…
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I never thought in a million years, I'd be that healthy girl who wakes up every morning to exercise,
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After being called cherubic and chubby, I'm rocking a bikini!
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A trick I've learned is to eat just a little bit of something that has no carbs and no sugar…
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Even now I don't consider myself skinny, but I have put a lot of hard work into my body over…
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I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what…
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I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way…
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I didn't know that anything was wrong with me until the media got involved in my life.
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I go on the Internet and look at old pictures of myself, because it is the best reminder of how…
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I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really wanted that to be reflected…
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If I am going to be the future bloody Queen of England I'm going to wear that dress once because…
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More Birdie Quotes
This quote is filed under Birdie Quotes,
one of 22 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk,…
— Bob Hope
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The thing I was most proud of about today's round was that on this course everybody is going to make…
— Phil Mickelson
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I was thrown into a community production of 'Bye Bye Birdie' or something when I was a kid. I wanted…
— Michael Stuhlbarg
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In 1957, 'West Side Story' had introduced the musical to the reckless dark side of teen-age life; 'Bye Bye Birdie,'…
— John Lahr
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We didn't have movies in this little mining town. When I was 12 my mom took me to New York…
— Margot Kidder
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Birdie is amazing and such an incredible child and I'm having such a great time being a mom but I…
— Busy Philipps
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We didn't name Birdie before she was born. When she came out I said, 'I think we gotta go with…
— Busy Philipps
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I don't like to design single objects. I like my pieces to have a relationship to each other. They can…
— Eva Zeisel
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A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did,…
— Ogden Nash
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I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an…
— Gerald R. Ford
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Some birdies were about a family with hardships. Other days, birdie was a selfless teacher. And birdie from before is…
— Kim Su-mi
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When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got the job!' I said, 'Mr. Champion,…
— Dick Van Dyke
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