Piss Quotes

226 Piss quotes by 162 unique authors

I'm not a perfect girl. I'll annoy you, piss you off say stupid stuff and take it back. but all that aside you will never… — Tamika-leeigh
SMILE it will either warm their heart or piss them off... — Ritu Ghatourey
Death - only a piss break in the journey of eternity. — Blake Toth
There is constantly going to be people in your life that just really piss you off. However, there will also always be the opportunity to… — Andie Parkinson
Nobodys perfect. That is so true. No man is an island. That I agree, too. Were only human So we make mistakes But were also… — Aisha
If you wout wanna piss me off go for it ,but you won't like it when I Like your a@@ when meant you in life. — MrAwesome
SMILE It will either warm their heart or piss them off... Either way you win! — Karan
Im a little angel...short and sweet...dont piss me off or your ass will get beat!!! — Ana Chable
Saying ''Shut up,You have no friends'' to someone can really piss them off! THEY DO HAVE FRIENDS! DUMB ASH! — Jazzy
I have been hurt by, pretty much everyone in my life in some kind of way. I really dont know how todescribe how much it… — Savannah J
U know wat adminzzz ur startin to really piss me off, ok u already taken down one of my picture quotes, OOPS I'm sorry u… — Unknown Author
I HATE PEOPLE!! They try to be like me! All it does is piss me off!!! LIKE REALLY?!YOU HAVE A MIND OF YOUR OWN,RIGHT?! WHAT… — Jazzy
Ungrateful people piss me right off, saying they 'hate Christmas'. There's people living on the streets, people with terminal illnesses and people in the army… — Ash Sweeney
Hah true this goes to the guys XD dont piss a girl off. — The Forgotten
Treat your problems as your dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it...piss on it and walk away. — Sarah Moores
If you touch my mind, I will remember you, if you touch my heart I will never forget you; piss me off, and you will… — Sarah Moores
Truth will set you free....But first it'll piss you off! — Simi Ngr
I'm like a storm girl I ain't messing around I will keep on smiling even take some humor when u rrr dumb enough to try… — MrCountry
If you piss me off I don't give a fuck who you are you're out of my life. I've been played, I've been used, I've… — Alexia
Sorry I like to bitch about the things that really piss me off. Im no perfect person. Im no person without flaws. Sometimes Im gonna… — Jenna Bognar
You know it's gone to piss When all the black frames resemble nothing. — KevinTerribly
Never piss me off 'cause I have a bad bludder — Duncan Ramashitja
Kiss me or piss me off.. It's all your choice. — Behrad
The truth will set free but first it will piss you off — Kevi
There are times when you will meet people who will piss you off. It is how you respond to them that defines you as a… — Kshitij Roshan

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