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- When I am old I shall wear midnight.
- I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.
- It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
- Occasionally he would very nearly swear.
- You can't second-guess ineffability, I always say.
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.
- Magic never dies. It merely fades away.
- No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns…
- Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda…
- You are very clever,' said the old man shyly. 'I would like to eat your brains, one day,' For some reason the books of etiquette…
- I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.
- There’s no point in believing in things that exist.
- But I think you have a right to know what it is you’re not being told.
- You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
- -Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
- Their families cordially detested one another.
- Things like crowns had a troublesome effect on clever folk; it was best to leave all the reigning to the kind of people whose eyebrows…
- Everything is a test.
- WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?
- They were indeed what was known as 'old money', which meant that it had been made so long ago that the black deeds which had…
- You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home.
- We sleepwalk through our lives, because how could we live if we were always this awake?
- Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.
- He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania
- But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions.
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