"WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? " — Terry Pratchett
"WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? "
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,…
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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they…
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
— Hank Aaron
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"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"
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Kiss till the cow comes home.
— Francis Beaumont
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The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field.
— Shunryu Suzuki
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Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
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Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's…
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Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country...
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Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation,…
— Satish Kumar
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