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- If Not You, Who Else?
- ...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main…
- Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.
- The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]
- The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
- Chances are where you find them
- This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die.…
- Little fussy Otto, in his red-lined black opera cloak with pockets for all his gear, his shiny black shoes, his carefully cut widow's peak and,…
- We're on a mission from Glod.
- There was no himself in himself.
- If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!
- I commend my soul to any god that can find it.
- When much is taken, something is returned.
- Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.
- They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners…
- Veil, you see, if I vas to say something portentous like "zer dark eyes of zer mind" back home in Uberwald, zer would be a…
- On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.
- The disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailor who got funny ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and…
- When in doubt, choose to live.
- Once you gave a thing a name, you gave it life.
- We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.
- When all else failed, she tried being reasonable.
- ...Roland de Chumsfanleigh (it wasn't his fault).
- Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.
- Good or bad, do it as you. Too many lies and there's no truth to go back to.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin