"A girl phoned me the other day and……" — Rodney Dangerfield

More Amusing Quotes

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• I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be… — Rowan Atkinson
• Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things… — Rowan Atkinson
• I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. — David Bailey
• Truth is not exciting enough to those who depend on the characters and lives of their neighbors for all their… — George Bancroft
• Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. — Charles Baudelaire
• It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than… — Charles Baudelaire
• Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself. — Charles Baudelaire
• Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity. — Arnold Bennett
• Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. — Aesop
• I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an… — Thomas Carlyle
• While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept… — Lewis Carroll
• Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history. — Nicolas Chamfort

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