Amusing Quotes

257 quotes by 222 authors

I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing. — Rowan Atkinson
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can… — Rowan Atkinson
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. — David Bailey
Truth is not exciting enough to those who depend on the characters and lives of their neighbors for all their amusement. — George Bancroft
Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. — Charles Baudelaire
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. — Charles Baudelaire
Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself. — Charles Baudelaire
Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity. — Arnold Bennett
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. — Aesop
I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while,… — Thomas Carlyle
While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger… — Lewis Carroll
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history. — Nicolas Chamfort
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. — Winston Churchill
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. — Arthur C. Clarke
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. — Ed Furgol
When you look at that nature world it becomes an icon, it becomes a holy picture that speaks of the origins of the world. Almost… — Joseph Campbell
It's all in your headJ you have the power to make things seem hard or easy or even amusing. The choice is yours. — Seneca the Younger
It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the… — Sydney, Lady Morgan
I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing. — Clifton Fadiman

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