Amusing Quotes

257 quotes by 222 authors

No matter how brilliant, amusing or intelligent the creek of abstraction, Dadaism, Minimalism and Conceptualism of the 20th century was, it didn't much affect the… — Mark Kostabi
The life and ventures of Mickey Mouse have been closely bound up with my own personal and professional life. It is understandable that I should… — Walt Disney
If Henry James were still with us, he'd not only approve of Paris, He Said, he could have written it himself, though without his serpentine… — Rosellen Brown
Lord Akeldama did so love to know all the gossip about the mundane world, but it was in the manner of a cat amusing himself… — Gail Carriger
It is now only in letters I write what I feel: not in literature any more, and I seldom say it, because I keep trying… — E. M. Forster
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself. — James Anthony Froude
Mindfulness is a quality that's always there. It's an illusion that there's a meditation and post-meditation period, which I always find amusing, because you're either… — Richard Gere
I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to… — Sloane Crosley
I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get the attention of your older cousins. I really hit… — Sloane Crosley
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. — Rodney Dangerfield
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. — Angela Davis
Now I can broadcast to an audience of several million people on the 'Today' programme. I can talk about the day's news. But on radio,… — Evan Davis
Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones. — Benjamin Disraeli
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own. — Sydney J. Harris
Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious… — Tippi Hedren
What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past. — John Hodgman
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. — Herbert Hoover
I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine. — John Lydon
I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of… — John Lydon
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. — H. L. Mencken

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