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Amusing Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way…
- Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.
- As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when…
More Amusing Quotes
- I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing. — Rowan Atkinson
- Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot… — Rowan Atkinson
- Truth is not exciting enough to those who depend on the characters and lives of their neighbors for all their amusement. — George Bancroft
- Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself. — Charles Baudelaire
- Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. — Aesop
- Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history. — Nicolas Chamfort
- You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. — Winston Churchill
- Philosophers, if they have much imagination, are apt to let it loose as well as other people, and in such cases are… — Granville Penn