Amusing Quotes

257 quotes by 222 authors

I thought the two ugly ones were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could tell neither one of them wanted… — J D Salinger
When you understand that you will die to-morrow, if not to-day, and nothing will be left, then everything is so unimportant!... So one goes on… — Leo Tolstoy
Tessa, surprising herself, let out a gasp of laughter. Will looked at her, his mouth just beginning to quirk up in a grin. "I must… — Cassandra Clare
Over the years I knew her she always looked at me like that - as though I was a quite pleasant but amusing object -… — James Herriot
You know that I love you." And despite herself, Coraline nodded. It was true. The other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a… — Neil Gaiman
What makes humans human is precisely that they do not know the future. That is why they do the fateful and amusing things they do:… — Lorrie Moore
...she merely wished to find a way out of the maze. She knew that she had become a burden to him: she took things too… — Milan Kundera
All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns. — George R. R. Martin
Her own body was such a familiar and unremarkable thing to her that she was puzzled by the convulsive ecstasy men could take from it,… — Joseph Heller
The Alchemyst had discovered that the seats revolved and had been amusing himself by swinging back and forth. His chair squeaked with each turn.Finally Prometheus… — Michael Scott
[Jem] 'It will help you sleep.' 'All Iâ€™ve been doing is sleeping!' [Tessa] 'And very amusing it is to watch, said Jem. 'Did you know… — Cassandra Clare
Electronic books are ideal for people who value the information contained in them, or who have vision problems, or who like to read on the… — Joe Queenan
Keep looking at me,â€ she said, laughing as though we were having an amusing conversation. â€œHeâ€™s staring at you. And I mean staring. That boy… — Tammara Webber
If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. — Terry Pratchett
Gideon was a force of nature, his magnetic self-possession so powerful it put everyone around him in his shadow. I saw flashes of it every… — Sylvia Day
I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. — Logan Pearsall Smith
Technologies evolve in the strangest ways. Computers were created to calculate ballistics equations, and now we use them to create amusing illusions. Creating amusing illusions… — Howard Rheingold
Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate. — Caitlin Moran
As to a media personality, well that just happened in large measure because people found me amusing, and I did lots and lots of T.V.… — Ben Stein
William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others. — Dick Cavett

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