Amusing Quotes

257 quotes by 222 authors

I only went to one Star Trek convention and that was in the late '80s. I hadn't gone to a convention before that. It was… — Persis Khambatta
I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death. — James May
It's not by amusing oneself that one learns. — Anatole France
We are raising a generation that has a woefully small stock of ideas and interests and emotions. It must be amused at all costs but… — Robert McCracken
I assure you that the world is not so amusing as we imagined. — Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way… — P.J. O'Rourke
Networked, we are together, but so lessened are our expectations of each other that we can feel utterly alone. And there is the risk that… — Sherry Turkle
Adam Roberts is the affable and infectiously curious friend we all wish we had with us in the kitchenâ€”the one who prods us with questions,… — Amanda Hesser
Unconsciously, I fell in love with the small round sphere, with its amusing and capricious rebounds which sometimes play with me. — Fabien Barthez
By developing individual strengths, guarding against weaknesses, and appreciating the strengths of other types, life will be more amusing, more interesting, and more of a… — Isabel Briggs Myers
The achievement of the hero is one that he is ready for and it's really a manifestation of his character. It's amusing the way in… — Joseph Campbell
The rural Chinese in Henan Province mixed alcohol and business like you wouldnâ€™t believe. Perhaps as a result, they also had a charming nationalistic blind… — Matthew Polly
I'd worked at a small town newspaper, and I was thinking of all the strange stories that I had seen float through the newsroom in… — Michael Koryta
Medicine may be defined as the art or the science of keeping a patient quiet with frivolous reasons for his illness and amusing him with… — Gilles Menage
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. — George Bernard Shaw
Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you. — Alexei Sayle
I have the body of a GOD — Gautama Buddha
There are things you do when you're writing that are so fun to do it's almost like they're private jokes that are amusing to you… — Chad Harbach
Churchill was one of the few men I have met who even in the flesh give me the impression of genius. George Bernard Shaw is… — David Low
I'd say I'm the opposite of someone that has the urge to stand in front of strangers and make them laugh, but the idea of… — Eric Bana

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