Amusing Quotes

257 quotes by 222 authors

No one survives in times of war unless they make war their home. How did I get so old and wise, but for welcoming war… — Gregory Maguire
I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing. — Mark-Paul Gosselaar
I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In… — Anne Frank
Having survived her 10th London winter (she got through January by assigning it "international month," and amusing Moses and his big sister, Apple, 9, with… — Gwyneth Paltrow
The complaint about modern steel furniture, modern glass houses, modern red bars and modern streamlined trains and cars is that all these objets modernize, while… — Elwyn Brooks White
Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time. — P.J. O'Rourke
Every people is a chosen people in its own mind. And it is rather amusing that their name for themselves usually means mankind. — Joseph Campbell
To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh… — Gelett Burgess
Adrian had always found it amusing that a guy could be drilling Stacia up her ass while she considered herself to be a virgin. Her… — Jess C Scott
The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves. — Maximilien de Bethune, Duke of Sully
Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it. — Jerry Seinfeld
Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing… — Magnus
I never wanted to be famous. It was amusing at first, but now I hate it. I just wanted to be respected by people I… — Caitlin Moran
The wrong kind of guy to fall in love with is the guy who will let go of the steering wheel as a joke. A… — An Na
As an occupation in declining years, I declare I think saving is useful, amusing and not unbecoming. It must be a perpetual amusement. It is… — William Makepeace Thackeray
What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once. — Virginia Woolf
By amusing myself with all these games, all this nonsense, all these picture puzzles, I became famous... I am only a public entertainer who has… — Pablo Picasso
The people no longer seek consolation in art. But the refined people, the rich, the idlers seek the new, the extraordinary, the extravagant, the scandalous.… — Pablo Picasso
The couture is what a certain kind of clientele wears. But it's amusing to do because you do it piece by piece. It's another concept.… — Karl Lagerfeld
We worked on 'Fanny and Alexander' for seven months and it was an amusing production. Still, it was very long and heavy and so awfully… — Ingmar Bergman

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