Amusing Quotes

257 quotes by 222 authors

Our lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity. — Augusten Burroughs
It was strange and amusing...and, honestly, a bit embarrassing...to realize how much being near Bella had softened me. It seemed like no one was afraid… — Stephenie Meyer
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. — Mark Twain
You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend.… — Cassandra Clare
There was that half-smirk again, playing around his lips, as if he was deciding whether the situation was amusing enough to warrant a full smile. — Alexandra Adornetto
They also held that the way to salvation was to give way to lust and temptation in all things. And no greater percentage of them… — Neil Gaiman
That the young rich smell the stink of the poor and learn to find it a bit amusing. They had to laugh, otherwise it would… — Charles Bukowski
They [the Hardscrabbles]never enjoyed it when adults playfully lied to them. The adults always think they're being amusing and imaginative, just like children. But kids… — Ellen Potter
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. — Thomas Fuller
Do you want to go back to Vienna?â€ he said. Alec didnâ€™t answer, just stared into space. â€œOr we could go somewhere else,â€ said Magnus.… — Cassandra Clare
Robert Neville looked out over the new people of the earth. He knew he did not belong to them; he knew that, like the vampires,… — Richard Matheson
Amusing and perfectly self-conscious charlatans. — Noam Chomsky
A witch who is bored might do ANYTHING. People said things like 'we had to make our own amusements in those days' as if this… — Terry Pratchett
I don't know that she is as amusing as she was when she was a child, but she makes me love her and I like… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
America is the first culture in jeopardy of amusing itself to death. — John Piper
A moderated religion is as good for us as no religion at allâ€”and more amusing. — C.S. Lewis
Many people will find this book disrespectful. There is nothing amusing about being dead, they will say. Ah, but there is. — Mary Roach
Finn regarded pesky little things like wedding bands, engagement rings, and jealous, hulking menfolk more as amusing challenges than immovable obstacles that could be hazardous… — Jennifer Estep
Well, well, my dear fellow, be it so. We have shared this same room for some years, and it would be amusing if we ended… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Are there bears in these mountains?" he asked. His companion nodded. "Of course. But it's a bit early in the year for them to be… — John Flanagan

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