Amusing Quotes

257 quotes by 222 authors

Teaching, I find, is not the most amusing thing on earth; in fact, with a stupid lump for a Pupil, it is about the most… — Jane Welsh Carlyle
It is not a very difficult task to make what is commonly called an amusing book of travels. Any one who will tell, with a… — James Fenimore Cooper
I usually balance out autobiography with goofy, amusing stuff to help keep the humour in my more serious work. — Jeffrey Brown
I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a cup of coffee… — Tabatha Coffey
Jane Austen is very amusing. — James Callis
Cavorting around fantasy-style environments with a rampaging horde of sycophantic psychos is inherently amusing. — Rhianna Pratchett
My reputation was a bit exaggerated. Things were written in newspapers, then copied, then doubled. One of the reasons why I never disclaimed that, was… — Thomas Kretschmann
St. Michaels Mount is a favourite place of mine; people will walk across to the Mount all day and assume they will be able to… — John Dyer
Everyone has been in a social situation where you say something and it goes unnoticed, then someone else says the same thing and everyone laughs… — Sloane Crosley
Athletes these days are too robotic. People like to see performances filled with emotion. In my career I tried to be amusing, to differentiate myself… — Daley Thompson
We must annex those people. We can afflict them with our wise and beneficent government. We can introduce the novelty of thieves, all the way… — Mark Twain
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it. — George Bernard Shaw
You can't live on amusement — Robert Grant
Randomness is my game, randomness brings me fame. My mind is a playground, my mind is the reason my names got around. My soul is… — Harriet Morgan
In America, Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. *Okay.. This is fine, a bit amusing though* Having sex with a horse is legal in… — Shushi
Can you tell the guys I'm sorry.. Yes ma'am sure can, would you like a escort? Yes. He stuck out his arm for me and… — Jade
Brilliant silly caring mysterious interesting smart funny gifted intriguing brave clever homorous exceptional creative wise amusing loving talented courious lively unique bright witty senstive strong… — Kemis Khan
It's amusing to me how people are addicted to outrage and confrontation on the internet, but not in real life. — Unkown
I guess there's a certain amount of poking fun at certain characters, but that's because there is something amusing about them or about the way… — Joel Coen
Life's more amusing than we thought. — Andrew Lang

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