Lettuce Quotes

60 quotes by 59 authors

The fight is never about grapes or lettuce. It is always about people. — Cesar Chavez
I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in. — Louie Anderson
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry… — Groucho Marx
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not doing well. It… — Nhat Hanh
He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce. — Fintan O'Toole
I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people… — Stephen Colbert
Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny. — Dashiell Hammett
Leafy greens such as romaine lettuce, kale, collards, Swiss chard, and spinach are the most nutrient-dense of all foods. — Joel Fuhrman
I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian will tell you that a running foot of apple strudel contains four times… — S. J. Perelman
Weâ€™ve got ninety-nine per cent the same genes as any other person. Weâ€™ve got ninety per cent the same as a chimpanzee. Weâ€™ve got thirty… — Caryl Churchill
I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red damn tomatoes such… — Roy Blount, Jr.
...A one-pound box of prewashed lettuce contains 80 calories of food energy. According to Cornell ecologist David Pimentel, growing, chilling, washing, packaging, and transporting that… — Michael Pollan
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
I know the price of lettuce. You need to understand price and value. You buy the best lettuce you can at the best price you… — Alice Walton
Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg… — Marion Nestle
Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's… — Jim Gaffigan
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey
Lyda was an exuberant, even a dramatic gardener.... She was always holding up a lettuce or a bunch of radishes with an air of resolute… — Renata Adler
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein
When a draco has eaten much fruit, it seeks the juice of the bitter lettuce; it has been seen to do this. — Aristotle

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