"I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries.……" — Louie Anderson

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• Everyone believed the Senate could not really be led. It used to take so long to rise up through seniority.… — Robert Caro
• First, I was a fact checker for Zagat and then I was an editorial assistant for HarperCollins publishing house. — Anna Chlumsky
• Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My first 'assistant'… — Criss Angel
• It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand… — Louis Armstrong
• Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a… — Bella Abzug
• In movies, you have a production assistant carrying your chair around and getting you coffee. In theater, no one carries… — Rosie Perez
• I intend to set up a thousand-year Reich and anyone who supports me in this battle is a fellow-fighter for… — Adolf Hitler
• When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a… — Louis C. K.
• Anytime you get an award as a coach, you've got to be the ultimate fool to think it wasn't your… — Don Meyer
• I tell everyone that I have 25,000 assistant coaches. If I want to know something, I just go to the… — Don Meyer
• Analyzin' miss clairol, fendi'd down mascara on, assistant manager in paragon — Raekwon
• X-rays ... I am afraid of them. I stopped experimenting with them two years ago, when I came near to… — Thomas Edison

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