"I'm a bagel on a plate full of…" — Fanny Brice

More Bagel Quotes

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• Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and… — Dorothy Parker
• The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a… — George Carlin
• I used to wonder why God used a prop like the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil to inflict… — Jon Rappoport
• We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel — Nicki Minaj
• A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your… — Daphne Oz
• I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel.… — Evan Peters
• When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all… — Jenna Ushkowitz
• Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good. — Lee DeWyze
• When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my… — Steven Wright
• That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about… — Janet Evanovich
• Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll… — Sophie Kinsella

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