Bagel Quotes
18 quotes by 17 authors
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I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
— Fanny Brice
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Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of the side window…
— Dorothy Parker
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The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are…
— George Carlin
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I used to wonder why God used a prop like the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil to inflict guilt on Adam&Eve, until I…
— Jon Rappoport
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We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel
— Nicki Minaj
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A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh…
— Daphne Oz
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I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier…
— Evan Peters
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When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we…
— Jenna Ushkowitz
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Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.
— Lee DeWyze
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When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it…
— Steven Wright
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That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about…
— Janet Evanovich
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Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then…
— Sophie Kinsella
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Bryn ate her bagel in silence, and by the time she was finished, Liam had already neatly packed her overnight bag and loaded it in…
— Rachel Caine
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Romanians have a saying, 'Not every dog has a bagel on its tail.' It means that not all streets are paved with gold. When I…
— Nadia Comaneci
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Aye cream cheese and a bagel Have a glass of milk and an ego I'm rockin pjs and no shirt I smoke weed eat yogurt
— Mac Miller
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I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!
— Jillian Michaels
Who Wrote These Bagel Quotes
17 authors contributed a total of 18 Bagel Quotes as follows: