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- The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance… — George Carlin
- When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school… — Jenna Ushkowitz
- Bryn ate her bagel in silence, and by the time she was finished, Liam had already neatly packed her overnight bag and… — Rachel Caine
- I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice
- Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of… — Dorothy Parker
- I used to wonder why God used a prop like the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil to inflict guilt on… — Jon Rappoport
- We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel — Nicki Minaj
- A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of… — Daphne Oz