Louie Anderson Quotes

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• I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and… Action
• My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that… Beautiful
• I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in. Assistant
• We all think we're going to get out of debt. All
• If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me. Earth
• Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing. Emotional
• At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it… Always Makes
• Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with… All
• I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas. Heart
• I started a big part of my career in Vegas. Big
• I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that… Been
• Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you. Azhar
• Let me tell you about my family. Family
• I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget… Asked
• Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that. Love
• I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed. Act
• All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more. All
• I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood. Childhood
• I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience. Abusive
• I think I have always tried to connect my comedy to my art. Always Tried

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