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Carrots Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food…
- If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
More Carrots Quotes
- You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time you start… — Lou Barletta
- We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because… — Mario Batali
- English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate… — Alan Coren
- Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. — Fran Lebowitz
- It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are… — Bob Schneider
- But some of us are beginning to pull well away, in our irritation, from...the exquisite tasters, the vintage snobs, the three-star Michelin… — J. B. Priestley
- I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never… — Marilyn Monroe
- I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce