"I got my hair highlighted because I felt……" — Mitch Hedberg
"I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others."
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Mitch Hedberg
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163 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg has 163 quotes on this site.
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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Respect for right conduct is felt by every body.
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I was living an extremely burdensome life, because every time I prayed, I became more clearly aware of my faults.…
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When I took the habit, the Lord immediately showed me how He favours those who do violence to themselves in…
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Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either be supplied or its loss will…
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I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view he can…
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Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in?
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It was dripping and, you know, and there was a whole line of cameras and microphones. I felt like -…
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When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have…
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No, only disappointment in myself on those occasions I didn't manage to rise to the occasion as I felt I…
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