"Sometimes I wave to people I don't know.……" — Mitch Hedberg

"Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'"

Mitch Hedberg

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