"It's very dangerous to wave to people you……" — Mitch Hedberg
"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."
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Mitch Hedberg
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163 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg has 163 quotes on this site.
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and…
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Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take…
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Young people in the business have grown up and made the wrong decisions, or bad decisions, and haven't been good…
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You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.
— Zig Ziglar
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The American Marines have it [pride], and benefit from it. They are tough, cocky, sure of themselves and their buddies.…
— Mark W. Clark
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Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.
— Jeremy Roenick
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Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
— Will Smith
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Everywhere I've been, I've been the best player. I love being a leader, and I love being the best. I…
— LeBron James
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Runnin' this game for five years, guess that's why my feet hurt.
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I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.
— Nicki Minaj
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I'm a cocky sumb**itch. That's what makes me such a great player.
— Lawrence Taylor
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I got moxie, I'm so damn cocky. Industry tried to block me like cops and paparazzi.
— Lauryn Hill
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