Vending Machines Quotes
17 quotes by 16 authors
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You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge…
— Dave Barry
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I'm not sure I knew what an entrepreneur was when I was ten, but I knew that starting little businesses and trying to sell greeting…
— Steve Case
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Some people seem to believe that for each problem there is a solution readily available - a solution that can be promptly achieved by passing…
— John W. Gardner
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Congress, 535 commoditized temple monkeys pawing through the ruins of America in search of bribes. The bicameral whorehouse on Capitol Hill works like a vending…
— Fred Reed
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Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.
— Alex Comfort
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it…
— Mitch Hedberg
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Parents have a right to expect that their efforts at home won't be undone each day in the school cafeteria or in the vending machine…
— Michelle Obama
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When all of your decisions are based on economics, you end up with a sameness of vision. You're not taking the risks, you're not exploiting…
— Steven Bochco
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
— Mitch Hedberg
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We need to reform our school lunch programs. We need to get healthy items into the vending machines.
— Joan Lunden
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Just tell me, Percy, do you still have the birthday gift I gave you last summer?" I nodded and pulled out my camp necklace. It…
— Rick Riordan
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It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.
— David Sedaris
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Vending Machine: "This product has no known nutritional value and may cause irritability or wakefulness in some individuals. Please enjoy your selection and your day."…
— Nora Roberts
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I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine. Maybe it would…
— Kenneth Oppel
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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
— Caroline Rhea
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Change is inevitable. Except from vending machines.
— DaniAlla And Her BFF!
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If God Was A Woman.... Babies would come from vending machines
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Vending Machines Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 17 Vending Machines Quotes as follows: