"A lollipop is a cross between hard candy…" — Mitch Hedberg

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• You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally… — Scott Adams
• Working with Candy Bergen was really wonderful. — Jacqueline Bisset
• All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. — Lewis Black
• The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy… — Lewis Black
• I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile about. — Brandon Boyd
• You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
• We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we… — Winston Churchill
• New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house.… — Bill Maher
• 1,2,3, I'm at the Chelsey Hotel, like, Sid and Nancy, with knife, and two grams of candy — Yelawolf
• Power is what they want, not candy-power to execute their design, power to give legs and feet, form and actuality… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "On unanticipated problems: There's been "a dramatic increase in edibles." And "no one had ever worried about dosage sizes. The… — John Hickenlooper
• On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the… — Dave Barry

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