Candy Quotes

439 quotes by 386 authors

A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. — Mitch Hedberg
Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife.… — Bill Hicks
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it… — Mitch Hedberg
Homer and Candy passed by the empty and brightly lit dispensary; they peeked into Nurse Angela's empty office. Homer knew better than to peek into… — John Irving
I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece. — Andy Warhol
He didn't give me flowers or candy. He gave me the moon and the stars. Infinity. — Jenny Han
To seek approval is to have no resting place, no sanctuary. Like all judgement, approval encourages a constant striving. It makes us uncertain of who… — Rachel Naomi Remen
And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. — Rosecrans Baldwin
These heels are candy for the feet; theyâ€™re for pleasure, not practicality. — Christian Louboutin
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. — Jamie Farr
When I was a kid at first I wanted to own a candy shop. I guess every kid wants to - we just want to… — Franka Potente
I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get… — Miley Cyrus
I always say that candy is the perfect studio food - it keeps your energy going. — Nick Cannon
The pilasters reaching down were adorned with a glistering substance (I know not what) under glass (as it seemed), resembling - a homely fancy, but… — Charles Lamb
What made 'Ice Age' work is that it had its shiny candy coatings, but inside was a soft, creamy center. — Chris Wedge
I'm fishing for men with a certain kind of bait, and the bait that I am offering is not a candy; it's a very specific… — Larry Norman
Candy Crowley's hair is PERFECT!! — Andy Cohen
...because one morning as the sun was coming up I told myself that I had to swallow up all of the fear and garbage around… — Mian Mian
Tragedy isn't an easy thing to kill. It takes more than a turtle. Tragedy must be destroyed by someone willing to be swallowed by it,… — N.D. Wilson
I want something mouthwatering and tasty which reminds me of childhood. The scent of a fairground, candy floss, little cakes, chocolates and caramels. Perfume must… — Thierry Mugler

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