Candy Quotes

439 quotes by 386 authors

I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all… — Judd Apatow
I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it. — Taylor Swift
In the subprime mortgage industry, bankers handed out iffy loans like candy at a parade because such loans meant revenue and, hence, bonuses for executives… — Thomas Frank
I'm frustrated with Hollywood and television and the movies because they see science fiction as an excuse for eye candy, for lots of great special… — David Gerrold
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want. — Ryan Gosling
The first series I wrote, 'L.A. Candy,' was always meant to be a three-book series, so when I started out it was all outlined that… — Lauren Conrad
I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out. — Katie Couric
I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. — Zac Efron
I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a… — Guy Fieri
I have never denied my background or my culture. I have taught my child to embrace her Mexican heritage, to love my first language, Spanish,… — Salma Hayek
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but… — Mitch Hedberg
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy… — Judy Holliday
I love eating junk food. I'm a huge snacker, chips and candy. — Jeremy Lin
When I was growing up, I was eating fast food every day. I'd drink soda non-stop, candy, just everything. It was horrible. My go-to was… — Ryan Lochte
After watching my first World Series in 1977, I wanted to be Reggie Jackson. I bought a big Reggie poster. I ate Reggie candy bars.… — Eric Liu
I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I… — Ryan Lochte
Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep… — Lydia Lunch
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just… — Demetri Martin
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just… — Conan O'Brien
John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time. — Maureen O'Hara

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