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Candy Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for…
- Never take candy from strangers.
More Candy Quotes
- The opportunities of the twenty-first century make those of us who care about cities feel like kids in a candy store: How… — Greg Nickels
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams
- The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the… — Lewis Black
- I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile about. — Brandon Boyd
- The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. — Rosecrans Baldwin
- Children will watch anything, and when a broadcaster uses crime and violence and other shoddy devices to monopolize a child's attention, it's… — Newton N. Minow
- Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson
- Though she doesn't remember any trauma, she said that her parents told her she cried on a daily basis and her grandmother… — Mila Kunis