"My mother is such a lousy cook that……" — Rita Rudner

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• Most of the southern hemisphere is unexplored. We had more exploration ships down there during Captain Cook's time than now.… — Robert Ballard
• Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with… — Mario Batali
• You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of… — Mario Batali
• There is a charm in making a stew, to the unaccustomed cook, from the excitement of wondering what the result… — Annie Besant
• Usually I love preparing. It's really the time I prefer, because it's a time of reflection and of possibility of… — Juliette Binoche
• I'm a decent cook; I'm a decent chef. None of my friends would ever have hired me at any point… — Anthony Bourdain
• I've been really fortunate in that I guess I was hired to do 'A Cook's Tour;' I was already a… — Anthony Bourdain
• I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't… — Jo Brand
• The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my… — Alton Brown
• I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl… — Alton Brown
• 'Outlaw Cook' was a revelation. Folks like Jeff Smith and Marcella Hazan got me interested in cooking, but John Thorne… — Alton Brown
• I hate 'foodie' because it's cute, like pretty much all diminutives associated with eating. 'Veggies,' 'sammies,' 'parm.' I eat food,… — Steve Albini

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