"My wife has to be the worst cook.……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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Most of the southern hemisphere is unexplored. We had more exploration ships down there during Captain Cook's time than now.…
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Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with…
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There is a charm in making a stew, to the unaccustomed cook, from the excitement of wondering what the result…
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Usually I love preparing. It's really the time I prefer, because it's a time of reflection and of possibility of…
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I'm a decent cook; I'm a decent chef. None of my friends would ever have hired me at any point…
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I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't…
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I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl…
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'Outlaw Cook' was a revelation. Folks like Jeff Smith and Marcella Hazan got me interested in cooking, but John Thorne…
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I hate 'foodie' because it's cute, like pretty much all diminutives associated with eating. 'Veggies,' 'sammies,' 'parm.' I eat food,…
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