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One Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
- The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
- I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa!…
- I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and…
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't…
- It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
- They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
- I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater…
- Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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