"They usually have two tellers in my local……" — Rita Rudner

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• I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If… — Frank Abagnale
• And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool. — Dan Aykroyd
• People think when you have a, quote, 'bank failure,' that that is the end of the bank. And it isn't… — Michele Bachmann
• Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world… — J. G. Ballard
• I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again.… — Jean Baudrillard
• My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank… — Warren Beatty
• The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to… — Jeff Bezos
• I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the… — Benazir Bhutto
• I've got my eye on a few things to spend my money on. I've got my own bank card but… — Justin Bieber
• As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let… — Buffalo Bill
• Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings
• If there was a payment to the bank due, and we needed shoes, she'd get the shoes, and then deal… — Larry Bird

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