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- You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
- When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?
- I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and…
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend…
- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
- Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and…
- I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't…
- I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
- I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
- My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around…
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and…
- I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.
- When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your…
- Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
- Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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