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Love Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.
- You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
- I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."
- Never take candy from strangers.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does.…
- I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
- I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.
- It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
- I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
- My Vegas act is how I make my money.
- I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
- When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your…
- Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide