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- You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
- I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa!…
- Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for…
- I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
- You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
- It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry…
- I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make…
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does.…
- I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
- When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your…
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