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- How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
- When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?
- I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and…
- Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for…
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does.…
- I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and…
- The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it…
- Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
- Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
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- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
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- Successful people don't relax on a chair. They feel relaxed with their work. They sleep with their dreams and wake up with… — Ritu Ghatourey
- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash