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Man Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
- The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
- The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him
- Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable…
- Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
- A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
- Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
- Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend…
- A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
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- A man's homeland is wherever he prospers. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. — Aristotle
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
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