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Think Quotes by Rita Rudner
- I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and…
- You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and…
- I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you…
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
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